This is the Crusades. Buddha is called on to march and fight as a soldier. His armor is unusually form fitting. He says he's having trouble breathing. He says he can deal with it, besides, he'll lose some weight during the walk won't he? Someone is shouting on about how antithetical a cause for Buddha to try and spread Christianity. Doesn't he have his own religion? Buddha huffs and puffs and says that he doesn't mind fighting for a just cause. Heck, Buddhism is doing just fine. Its on the up and up. And besides as soon as all the yuppies figure out about all the little prayer flags they can hang around their deck, it'll take off. If the suit of armor goes easy on his girth, Buddha just wants to have a little action in the meantime. So be it. Life doesn't make sense sometimes.
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